I barely remember a thing about this party-TOTAL MIND-FUCK CHAOS! 🧠💥 I had a couple of sugary drinks and lost track of time (SWEATY AS HELL in a cabin for 5 hrs is all I’ve got!)💧⏳ SHIT WENT SIDEWAYS! ➡️ I was SOOOOO thinking if anyone saw me from the venue, I’d be asked to leave (KICKED OUT AGAIN, YOU TWATS!) 👀🚪 – that happens a lot around us, even at our own parties. Literally been booted from OUR OWN DAMN NIGHTS-CHUCKED OUT LIKE OLD RUBBISH! 👢🗑️ We had Robby experience his FIRST CRUISING MADNESS-new to this game, and FUCK ME, HE DIVED IN HARD! 🆕🏄 Dirty, shameless shag in the play area, banging a lean twink, then a rough bearded bloke -COCK DIDN’T STOP!🍆💪 Met a tatted-up lad, locked lips, then banged him against the wall-NASTY HOOKUPS NON-STOP! 💋🧱 Fucked everywhere-walls, floors, SPLASHIN’ IN THE POOL LIKE A DIRTY BASTARD! 🏊💦 Turned the basement into a CUM-DRENCHED PIT-PLOWED ANYTHING WITH A PULSE! 💦❤️ Loved seeing all these lads-FIT, HORNY, AND HUNGRY -goin’ at it! 💪😏 Dozens of guys laughing, shagging and tearing through the night- PURE FILTHY FUN-made it a fucking unreal bash! 😂🥳 HUNGYOUNGBRIT’S WET DREAM TWIST! 📸💦 Snuck a cheeky GoPro in-caught every sloppy thrust and splatter on tape! 🎥💧 Some scally lad with a fat cock begged for a spit-roast by the poolside- DOUBLE-STUFFED HIM SILLY! 🍆👬 Uploaded that raw footage to the site-CUMSHOTS IN 4K, LADS! 🎬📺 -join the Patreon if you wanna see the unedited mess-PROPER BRITISH FILTH! 🇬🇧😏. Featuring: Alastair Noir & Robby Eldritch. Alastair Noir (aka @alastairnoirxxx).
